A few random funnies from my 3year old boy

Nothing much new going on since i was on here last,other than a few funny things that my son has been coming out with.lol....We were driving in the car the other day and Jonathan yells from the back seat,are we going on the bridge Mama?Are we going on the bridge??I said yes we are and here we go....Jonathan than yells, no Mama the big bridge,i said this is the big bridge,not sure what he was talking about..Than he speaks up and says the one with the cover on it..lol,Took me a sec to think,than i got it, it was the PM bridge he was talking about..lolololol...So we drove around and went on that one too..lol..On the same drive we were talking about foods and meals that he needs to eat to get big and strong...I said after you eat your lunch that makes you big and strong THAN you can have a treat.There was silence in the back seat for a a sec than he speaks up and says.Look Mom,I'm tall enough ok???In other words just give me the dam treat already...lolol.Steve's truck was at the garage the other day and Jonathan had a hard time to understand where his truck was..Knowing Dad was home but his truck wasn't..So on and on the questions came,where's Dads truck?Dads here,where is his truck?lol..So i tried to explain to him that the truck was broke and there was a man there going to fix it.....Well you could almost see the wheels truning in his little head..lol...Than what does Jonathan say????Is the man going to put a bandaid on it to make it feel better????I said yes Hun,something like that..Soo cute.Everynight we have a routine before he goes to bed(seems to be getting longer by the day)bath,snack,stories,bed,songs,ect....Well in one of his books there was a boy in the book singing,so there were pics of music notes above the boys head..Jonathan pointed to the notes and asked what they were.I said they are music notes Buddy..See he is singing and music is coming out of his mouth...Those pics mean music...He than gets up from the couch and starts to sing, looking in the air very closely....Hey he says,i dont see my notes coming from my mouth,and you could see the disappointment in his face..lol..I tried to explain the notes are pic's of music on on paper,naaaaaa didn't work...I moved on..LOL...My son is starting to notice everything and everyone now(VERY LITTLE THING)I had a friend over the other day who has a chest quite a bit bigger than mine(which is not rare,lol).I noticed him looking at her and out of the blue he says and points,you have big boobies!!!!!!!OMG...We just laughed,i jokingly said yes Hunny like Mama.(big mistake)Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll he wasn't long to correct me.He said nope...You have little ones like me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NICE!!!!lololol,OMG.It's not often i sit down and watch TV before my boy is in bed,but the odd time i like to watch Oprah.(can you see where this is going?)So Jonathan now knows mommys show is called Oprah,so everytime time i have it one he speaks up and says there's Oprah!!I say yes it is....No biggy...Well now anyone that has any amount of color he THINKS IS OPRAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!UGH!Just waiting for him to call someone Oprah now....My boy keeps me laughing every single day,i don't know what i would do without him..I love him soo much.