Dinner for Two

Before i was pregnant i couldn't wait to have a little one of my own to take out to eat,or just something for the two of us to do.I remember going out to eat and seeing the odd parent with a small child sitting down eating and having small talk,i thought it was soo cute,nice..Jonathan is now at the age that we can do those things,and i love it,but you never no what to expect!lol..After work last Friday night i picked up Jonathan and we went to Wendys for supper.It was a busy time 530 or so..We found a table and sat down to eat..We always get a booth,and behind Jonathan a man sat down and Jonathan pointed to him and said out loud who's that Mama??lol..I said i don't know Hunny, just turn around and eat,well before he turned back around and sat down,he let out this big fart!I could of died and before i had a chance to say anything Jonathan looks at me than the man sitting beind him and says..Just my bum talkin.....OMG...I laughed soo hard,but the man didn't..lol..Just as we were finishing up eating a employee comes around to offer everyone a mint....He gets to our table and says would you like a mint to Jonathan..Jonathan than gets down from his seat puts his hands in the air and yells.....I GOTTA POOP,I GOTTA POOP,jumping up and down..OMG again..Everyone around us looked at us and laughed,i than had to leave our table with our jackets and run to the bathroom.We get to the bathroom,my face still red as a beat and as i am pulling his pants down and trying to stop laughing,i say Jonathan if you ever need poop you don't yell it out loud,just come whisper it in my ear and tell me ok?He said ok.After a few mins in there i asked him,are you all done Buddy??He than said come here and pulled my head to his mouth and whispered no a little bit left...LOLOL..